Breaking: Bacon Shortage???

This is NOT a gift at all.  It is decidedly an un-gift.  It recently came to my attention, several times over, that there is apparently a bacon shortage.  Here's the montage of this bacon-strosity!  (And you know if the Colbert Report covers it, it must be serious business!):

The Colbert Report:

CBS News:

Geekologie:

This gift of sad bacon news was received on September 25, 26, and 27th from Mike (Geekologie), Heather (CBS News) and Pilar (Colbert Report), respectively.